Official municipal announcement
Welcome to Fart City
Officially the 52nd state of questionable air quality.
approved by the department of questionable air quality
City services
Public utilities (allegedly)
Civism is mandatory. Humor is optional.
Department of Gas
Turning emissions into civic pride since day zero.
official municipal service
Fart Cash Treasury
Backed by pipes, vibes, and absolutely nothing else.
official municipal service
Fart Drive Clinic
Donate responsibly. Your future self will thank you. Probably.
official municipal service
Pipeworks & Infrastructure
Rust is not a bug. Rust is a feature.
official municipal service
New law
Everyone must fart (politely)
Fine: 0.00 (but we will judge you). The Department of Gas reminds all citizens to keep releases tasteful and theatrically civic.
View decree
Official decrees
Municipal law library
NEW LAW
Everyone must fart (politely)
Citizens shall maintain a courteous release schedule in all public zones.
PUBLIC WORKS
Smog is a public asset
The mist belongs to the people. Unauthorized air filters are strictly theatrical.
INFRASTRUCTURE
Pipes are sacred
All infrastructure shall be respected, polished, and occasionally applauded.
City stats
Municipal metrics
Data is absolutely real and totally audited.
Population
52,000
robots (and counting)
Air Quality Index
lol
questionable at best
Daily Output
Unregulated
citizen powered
Power Source
Fart Drive
100% vibes
Meet the mayor
Mayor Steampunk Cow
The official spokesperson for our city and its questionable air. Known for bold decrees, civic swagger, and surprisingly delicate top hat maintenance.
Roadmap
Approved municipal timeline
Founding smog released
Q1 2026
Fart Cash treasury opens
Q2 2026
Fart Drive donation rollout
Q3 2026
Intergalactic gas pipeline
Q4 2026
Gallery preview
Official city imagery
Click any image for a closer sniff.
FAQ
Frequently gassed questions
Is Fart City real?
As real as your timeline.
Why is the mayor a robotic cow?
Because democracy demands elegance.
What is Fart Cash?
A currency powered by belief, pipes, and terrible decisions.